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Dude, go fuck yourself. You get paid to drink and see titties all day.
You could get ball-tapped on the hour, every hour and your job would still be the best job in the world.
I won a free open bar tonight, 7-8pm at Public House - 140 EAST 41 STREET, NEW YORK, NY 10017
Just say my name at the door and you’ll enjoy free drinks for an hour. :)
Bring yo friends.
You know, of course this happens as I prepare to sit through a boring old possibly-pretentious lecture at our alma mater. Drinking would be tops.