OMG, I simply loooove eye fucking.
How did you know?!
Read this. It includes great lines like:
“Why don’t you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It’s like you’re sitting in a hug! Be right back…”
cameron snow get off the computer and celebrate your birth. right now.
I’m leaving in 15 minutes shush you.
I tried to celebrate with you guys saturday night, but amma said you guys were too drunk to do simultaneous 300 mile away tequila shots with me :(
We were! Happy Birthday, love! If I get time off from work, I’m going to come visit you in ‘Cuse and draw from your sagely advice. And by sagely advice I mean a familiar drinking partner in an unfamiliar town.
Sometimes the massive holes in my memory worry me, but then I forget about it and it’s ok again.
This man brought me a cake from my favorite bakery: red velvet with cream cheese frosting.
FML, IMMD, MLIA